Dear Santa

Dear Santa,
I promise I've been really good (except for when I said a bad word yesterday, doesn't count because it's in the bible) sooo I think I deserve this:

Also, I wouldn't mind having everything that's pinned on my Pinterest boards (if you could complete the crafts and food in advance that'd be much appreciated.)

Jess has been decently good and he reeaalllyy wants this:

And this:

And I'm pretty sure I remember him mentioning that he wants a ton of new stylish awesomely cute clothes for me, his lovely wife.

Christmas morning will be great, thanks :)